tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-87305892011-05-15T03:39:12.899-07:00The *original* site dedicated to Bill O'Reilly's, umm, slip of the tongue ...Bill O'Falafelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09218190020105738622noreply@blogger.comBlogger21100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8730589.post-1097832842164994782004-10-15T02:33:00.000-07:002004-10-15T02:34:02.163-07:00<img src="http://falafelfactor.home.comcast.net/falafel2.jpg"> <br /> <br />First off, some context ... <br /> <br /><a href="http://thesmokinggun.com/archive/1013043mackris1.html">http://thesmokinggun.com/archive/1013043mackris1.html</a> <br /> <br />Bill O'Reilly has been accused of sexual harassment by one of his former associate producers and, in her court filing, she included a transcript of what appears to be taped conversations. One of these conversations includes the following passage, allegedly stated by O'Reilly, about a Caribbean fantasy ... <br /> <br /><i><blockquote>Well, if I took you down there then I'd want to take a shower with you right away, that would be the first thing I'd do... yeah, we'd check into the room, and we would order up some room service and uh and you'd definitely get two wines into you as quickly as I could get into you I would get 'em into you... maybe intravenously, get those glasses of wine into you... <br /> <br />You would basically be in the shower and then I would come in and I'd join you and you would have your back to me and I would take that little loofa thing and kinda soap up your back... rub it all over you, get you to relax, hot water... and um... you know, you'd feel the tension drain out of you and uh you still would be with your back to me then I would kinda put my arm -- it's one of those mitts, those loofa mitts you know, so I got my hands in it... and I would put it around front, kinda rub your tummy a little bit with it, and then with my other hand I would start to massage your boobs, get your nipples really hard... 'cuz I like that and you have really spectacular boobs... <br /> <br />So anyway I'd be rubbing your big boobs and getting your nipples really hard, kinda kissing your neck from behind... <b>and then I would take the other hand with the falafel thing and I'd put it on your pussy but you'd have to do it really light, just kind of a tease business....</blockquote></b></i> <br /> <br />And thus is born The Falafel Factor. <br /> <br /> <br />So, I encourage you all to buy some falafel mix, or contact a Middle Eastern or Greek restaurant in downtown New York, and have it delivered to our friend, Bill O'Reilly: <br /> <br />Bill O'Reilly <br />c/o Fox News Channel <br />1211 Avenue of the Americas <br />New York, NY 10036-8701 <br /> <br />Here is a <a href="http://yp.yahoo.com/py/ypResults.py?Pyt=&stx=8229044&stp=y&city=New+York&state=NY&zip=10036-8701&uzip=10036&country=us&msa=5600&cs=9&ed=6QxzYq160Sy2UTFFkqba4oQ2Xi3BT.TWkn5BVmXjYrDdsMesBnCgldUzKyXRNu4pnz7vtFzN.oeJbl660Vrjk7Ss">LIST</a> of Middle Eastern restaurants near Fox News Channel headquarters! <br /> <br /> <br />My Falafel Factor store should be up on cafepress.com by morning!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8730589-109783284216499478?l=falafelfactor.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bill O'Falafelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09218190020105738622noreply@blogger.com82tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8730589.post-1097832657342644532004-10-15T02:27:00.000-07:002004-10-15T02:30:57.343-07:00Visit <a href="http://www.cafepress.com/falafel_factor">http://www.cafepress.com/falafel_factor</a> for some great merchandise! Feel free to let me know if there are items not shown that you'd like to be available (buttons, magnets, hats, etc)! <br /> <br /><a href="http://www.cafepress.com/falafel_factor">http://www.cafepress.com/falafel_factor</a> <br /> <br />Here's a little preview of what will be printed on your shirt ... <br /> <br /><img src="http://falafelfactor.home.comcast.net/falafel3.jpg"><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8730589-109783265734264453?l=falafelfactor.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bill O'Falafelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09218190020105738622noreply@blogger.com3